Reasons You Were Not Promoted That are Totally Unrelated to Gender.
by Homa Mojtabai.
(January 27, 2015)

This is a satirical piece published on the Internet Portal of McSweeney’s.

“You don’t smile enough. People don’t like you.
You smile too much. People don’t take you seriously.
[…]
I’m not sexist and this organization is not sexist and I have to say you’re developing a little bit of a reputation as a troublemaker.”